Wednesday, April 11, 2012
J is for *Jokes*
Here are a few of my favorites :)
Two of my faves from childhood:
"What do you get when you cross a chicken and a cow?
"Milk and Quackers!!!*
"How many inchworms does it take to make a foot?"
"None! Worms don't have feet!"
These two take a second to dawn on you:
'What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?"
"Anyone can mash potatoes!"
"What do you call four Spanish guys in quicksand?"
'Quattro Cinco" (if you don't speak Spanish you can skip this one)
So, a Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender takes one look at them and says "What is this, a joke?" (rim shot!)
A guy walks into a bar, the next guy ducks. (rim shot!)
And just for good measure, one naughty joke, from the incomparable Ms. Sophie Tucker ;)
"So, I'm standing in the kitchen when in walks my boyfriend Ernie, and he says to me "Soph, if you could learn how to cook we could fire the chef". I turned to him and said 'Ernie, if you could learn how to f*%k we could fire the chauffeur!"
Don't know who it was that said that laughter is the best medicine, but they were so incredibly right ;)
Got a favorite joke? Lay it on me :)
(Keep it reasonably clean and respectful please)